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Post by Smex Tue Jan 19, 2016 11:49 pm

I Emperor Smex welcome you to my hall, please take a seat and let the topless parade of woman serve your every desire Twisted Evil . Now that i have your attention.. Bernard... (as bernard reads this he realizes everyone's staring at him). anyway lets play a game that is alot of fun if you posses the ability to snap photo's in public. The goal of this game is to find and photograph the fattest person you see on your day to day activites. The goal is to collect how many fat rolls there are. for example you find a fat woman and or man and count how many rolls are on one side of their body so if a person has 3 fat folds (six in total) they only count for three points, the first person to fifteen wins.

Alrighty here are the rules and directions.

1) Pick a fatty
2) discreetly photograph the target
3) count how many rolls and post the number and picture
4) remember fat kids are worth +1 (dont take pictures of kids its weird)


regards,

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Post by DreamtADream Wed Jan 20, 2016 7:54 am

You know that's illegal in a lot of US states and most of Europe right? To take a photo of someone without there permission and post it online, or post it anywhere publicly really. It's also just a tad creepy...
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Post by Ninjah Tigah Wed Jan 20, 2016 8:43 am

DreamtADream wrote:You know that's illegal in a lot of US states and most of Europe right? To take a photo of someone without there permission and post it online, or post it anywhere publicly really. It's also just a tad creepy...

You obviously don't know Smex ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Post by The PooP Monster Wed Jan 20, 2016 4:39 pm

that is just our smex, one day we will poo

emperor of the beer cans smex


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Post by CaveManJimmy Wed Jan 20, 2016 7:29 pm

Got one!
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This guy has got to be worth at least 10 points? He  has about 30 rolls under his chin alone
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